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FICKLE FRIENDS

Me, to Lil Sis earlier tonight: ‘Right! Time for bed; say goodnight to your sister.’Big Sis, wailing loudly: ‘No, Mummy, don’t take Bubba! I love…

YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF THEM FOR A SECOND…

YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF THEM FOR A SECOND…

What happens between dropping your oldest child at school,  and pulling into the driveway with your youngest eight minutes later. 

SPINNING OUT

SPINNING OUT

Me, to Big Sis: ‘Ermmm… what are you doing?’ Big Sis, to me: ‘Watching this go around.’  ‘How long have you been sitting there?!’ ‘Aaaaaaaaages.’…

MY ANGRY LITTLE ARTISTE

MY ANGRY LITTLE ARTISTE

Lil Sis has started going to creche two mornings a week, and absolutely loves it! It turns out she’s quite the budding little artist, with a…

WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT!

The other day I served up dinner for the girls.  Moments later, Big Sis ran through the kitchen singing: ‘F**k, f**k, f**k! It’s hot!!!’After picking my…

MOTHERHOOD IS…

… discovering your kids have video-bombed your iPhone:

MY KIDS SLEEP IN SOME WEIRD-ASS PLACES

MY KIDS SLEEP IN SOME WEIRD-ASS PLACES

HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY?

HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY?

Picking up Big Sis from school on Friday, I noticed she had a little bag of meringues in her book bag. They often bake little biscuits…

IT’S A MAKEUP MASSACRE

IT’S A MAKEUP MASSACRE

So, I found Lil Sis putting on pretend lipstick at her toy dressing table… …except it wasn’t her pretend lipstick, it was red felt-tip pen. …

HEAD / BRICK WALL

Me, to Big Sis: ‘Would you like a sandwich?’Big Sis, to me: ‘Yes please, Mummy, with butter on it!’Me, to Big Sis: ‘Sorry, sweetheart, we…

ARE YOUR EARS PAINTED ON?

The other day I was running some errands with the girls, and Big Sis went running on ahead. ‘Stop… ‘ I warned. ‘Stop… STOPPPPP!!’Finally, she skidded…

MY LITTLE TEA LEAF

Earlier tonight, I walked in the lounge to find Lil Sis looking guilty…Me, sternly, to Lil Sis: ‘Did you drink some of Mummy’s soft drink?’ Lil…

WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT

Today Big Sis got invited to a kids’ event I just know she’s going to go crazy for. I decided to keep it a surprise, but…

FIGHTING THE FREEZE

FIGHTING THE FREEZE

It was cold yesterday. Bloody cold. So Lil Sis decided to show some initiative, and shield her fingers from those freezing winds. This is what she…

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