The other day I served up dinner for the girls.  

Moments later, Big Sis ran through the kitchen singing: 
‘F**k, f**k, f**k! It’s hot!!!’

After picking my jaw off the floor, I spun around.
What did you just say?’ I asked, absolutely horrified. 

She held up what she’d grabbed from the drawer, looking confused. 

‘Fork!’ she repeated. ‘My dinner is very hot, and, silly Mummy, you forgot to give me a fork!’

Of course *ahem*. As you were. 


  1. Danielle Vedmore - April 8, 2013 reply

    Lol that made me laugh – I give her credit for being so clever in her reply! xoxo

  2. Mummysgotstyle - April 8, 2013 reply

    Haha! That reminded me of funny Greek relatives who have interesting ways of pronouncing words!

  3. LOVE it. You’ve made my afternoon!

  4. Jane Brown - April 10, 2013 reply

    Sadly, I do use that word when really exasperated, normally in the phrase “For f***k’s sake!”. Luckily I haven’t had it repeated…yet!

  5. Mum in Meltdown - April 10, 2013 reply

    Ok I actually belly laughed at that!!! I’m sure we would all jump to the same conclusion though lol 🙂

  6. Amy Ransom - April 11, 2013 reply

    That is hilarious. I did NOT see that coming.

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