Picking my eldest up from school, her teacher came over, with a smile on her face.
‘Big Sis made me laugh today,’ she started.
‘Did she..?’ I replied (nervously).
She explained that the class had been crafting, using bottle corks.
‘These are just like the ones from my Daddy’s wine!’ Big Sis announced, loudly. ‘My Daddy drinks a LOT of wine. He drinks it aaaaaaaaaaaaall day, and aaaaaaaaaaaaall night too!’
• disclaimer: Daddy does not drink wine aaaaaaaaaaaaall day, and aaaaaaaaaaaaall night. Honest.