THANKS. NOT.



Trialling a beauty treatment earlier (watch out for the blog post Mums – I’m totes impressed already!) it comes up that I’m lurching towards my 41st birthday. 

‘You’re 41?!’ the aesthetician exclaims. ‘Oh my God! You don’t look it…’

*head swells*

‘…that’s the same age as my Mum!’

*head deflates and flies off shoulders, zooms around in circles before landing in a crumpled pile on the floor*

4 Comments

  1. Kim Carberry - September 26, 2013

    LOL…Awww!! Well I didn’t think you were 41!!

  2. mummyslittlemonkey - September 26, 2013

    You’re not close enough to see the cracks in my foundation… ;)

  3. MidlifeSinglemum - September 26, 2013

    LOL too. xxx

  4. Steph (I'm Counting UFOs) - September 28, 2013

    OHHHH! that reminds me of the time some hipsters in a diner asked Alice Harold and I what face cream we were using. We thought they were being sweet UNTIL they added that they wanted to know so they could tell their mums.

    BURN.

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