WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT

Today Big Sis got invited to a kids’ event I just know she’s going to go crazy for. I decided to keep it a surprise, but wanted to build the anticipation. 

This is how the conversation went… 

‘In a couple of weeks, you and I are going somewhere very special!’
‘Where is it?’
‘I can’t tell you; it’s a surprise.’
‘Is it Peppa Pig?’
‘No.’
‘Just whisper it in my ear.’
‘I can’t! It’s a surprise!’

* mulls it over for a moment * 

‘Will it have food and drink?’
‘Yes.’
‘And a toilet?’ 
‘Ermmmm… yeeeees…’
‘YAY! WE’RE GOING TO EAT SOME FOOD, AND GO TO THE TOILET!’ 

Weirdo.





18 Comments

  1. Countryidyll - February 9, 2013

    There’s no accounting for how their minds work, is there?!

  2. Actually Mummy - February 9, 2013

    Genius child. Food and toilets are absolutely vital to a good experience!

  3. Bibsey Mama - February 9, 2013

    It’s all about priorities. I love that Big Sis has got her’s in the right order.

  4. Sarah Wood - February 9, 2013

    Brilliant, it’s nice that’s she’s so easily amused. She must be a very cheap date :)

  5. Mum ofallTrades - February 9, 2013

    Toilets must be the most facinating places to children, mine seem to have to visit every single toilet in the world.

  6. Zaz - February 9, 2013

    You’ve clearly groomed her expectations!

  7. MishMashMamma - February 10, 2013

    I love it! :-)

  8. Charly Dove - February 10, 2013

    That’s hilarious. I’m glad someone else gets excited about Peppa Pig. POD is obsessed!

  9. mummyslittlemonkey - February 10, 2013

    Unfathomable, definitely! :)

  10. mummyslittlemonkey - February 10, 2013

    …as anyone who’s had to use a Portaloo can testify too! ;)

  11. mummyslittlemonkey - February 10, 2013

    Peppa Pig, food, and the loo – in that order. What more could you want from life?? ;)

  12. mummyslittlemonkey - February 10, 2013

    Kids. They never do what you expect, do they? What’s the bet we get to the ACTUAL event, and she’s completely underwhelmed… ;)

  13. mummyslittlemonkey - February 10, 2013

    What IS that all about?!? x

  14. mummyslittlemonkey - February 10, 2013

    Haha! Rumbled! ;)

  15. mummyslittlemonkey - February 10, 2013

    Kids always seem to hit you a swerve ball, don’t they?? x

  16. mummyslittlemonkey - February 10, 2013

    Lil Sis loves it as well, so PP is pretty much on continuous loop *rolls eyes*. x

  17. familyfourfun - February 21, 2013

    Nothing clever to say – I’m still giggling xxx

  18. mummyslittlemonkey - February 21, 2013

    I’m still shaking my head over the whole situation!!! #Baffled ;)

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