Big Sis, to me: ‘Mummy, I made you a special card!’
Presents me with a piece of cardboard, with lots of colourful paper stuck to it.
Me, to Big Sis: ‘Wow, that looks great! But how did you stick it all down? You know you’re not supposed to use the glue without Mummy’s help.’
‘It’s OK Mummy,’ she replied. ‘I stuck it all down with my spit!’