DIRTY GIRL

Big Sis to me: 'Mummy, can I have some water please; I'm filthy.' 

Puzzled, I replied: 'But you've just had a bath, how can you be filthy?'

Big Sis: 'But I am Mummy; I'm very, very filthy.'

Click! 'Do you mean thirsty, sweetheart?' 

'Yes Mummy, water please; I'm very thirsty.' 

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