Say What?

The following is a true story, passed on to me by the mother in question:

‘Mummeeeeeeeee…’
‘Yes Kate.’
‘Daddy’s real name is Daniel, isn’t it it?’
‘That’s right. And can you remember what Mummy’s real name is?’
Blank look.
‘What does Daddy call Mummy?’
Look of sudden comprehension.
‘Bitch!’

So, time to ‘fess up – what are the cringeworthy things your kids have said?

11 Comments

  1. Emma - September 26, 2010

    So funny, and I thought I had problems with mine saying “Emma” rather than Mummy!

  2. TheMadHouse - September 26, 2010

    Oh my that had me falling about laughing, I know I shouldnt!

  3. PhotoPuddle - September 26, 2010

    Oh no, that’s terrible but it did make me chuckle.

  4. Mummy's Little Monkey - September 26, 2010

    Emma: LOL! Count yourself lucky – it could clearly be a lot worse!! x

    The Mad House: And apparently that’s one of the milder comments her kid have said over the years! :)

    PhotoPuddle: Def one of those ‘I shouldn’t laugh, but I just can’t help myself’ situations. :)

  5. ebabeelikes - September 26, 2010

    LOL! Shouldn’t be laughing, it’s terrible but so funny!

  6. marketingtomilk - September 26, 2010

    You couldnt have written it.

    M2M

  7. Marylin - September 26, 2010

    Mummy, I like your tummy, it’s all wobbly!

    >_<

  8. BECKICKLES - September 26, 2010

    Hahaha! That’s classic!

    Kidder frequently comes out with blighters, he said “Gordon Bennett” the other day and also called me a “Naughty Dog” last night.

    Bizarre!

    Becca x

  9. BECKICKLES - September 26, 2010

    He also swore once, but we don’t talk about that XD

  10. Lou - September 28, 2010

    Must remember NEVER to ask that question…

    Very funny.

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