me & numero uno
Acid indigestion / Fruit flavoured Rennies – Yummy!!
The baby kicking when I’m trying to sleep / The baby kicking at any other time
The constant exhaustion / Having an excuse for an afternoon nap
The bad moods and weepiness / The excitement
Not being able to drink / No more hangovers
Looking like a Weeble / Not having to suck my stomach in
Not being able to eat prawns or sushi / Being able to eat more of everything else
Humping my bump on public transport / Always getting a seat (even if I have to guilt people into it…)
Having to wear maternity clothes / Having to wear maternity clothes (if they’re from the gorgeous Mamas & Papas’ Summer range)
Having to go to the loo ALL. THE. TIME! / Sorry, couldn’t think of an upside to this one…
Childbirth (the delivery part) / Childbirth (the newborn baby part)
numero uno in the flesh!